I think we all need to be put on suicide watch after this cover

Son of a bitch could this be any more melodramatic. Why didn't they just go ahead and photoshop the kids being chained up and sent off in the back of a beet truck while a crazy-mad-angry-sad Brit lays in the road waiting for a tractor to hit her. Sometimes..the world just disappoints me and this cover is one of those times, but hey it looks like Brad and Angie have a wedding in the works.