I can totally explain the unexplainable picture....
It's a beautiful day, the day of dork boy's (forefront in the tux) wedding. He is outside after the reception, where he happily got a brand new tiny sewing machine, taking pictures with said awesome gift, when suddenly the UPS truck wrecks into an embankment. Turns out while dork boy was being impressed by his tiny sewing machine his new bride realized what a huge mistake she had made. She runs to the UPS truck at it's previous stop & ask the nice man in brown what if he could get her the hell out of there. He ask, "What can YOU do for Brown?" So she was going 'downtown' with Mr. Brown, which caused him, in all of the excitement, to wreck into the embankment. Why does dork boy look so happy if his new bride was giving UPS a BJ? Because he is gay , and they were just marring for her green card anyway. He figures, green, brown, what's it matter?!
I love this photo on so many levels.
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I can totally explain the unexplainable picture....
It's a beautiful day, the day of dork boy's (forefront in the tux) wedding. He is outside after the reception, where he happily got a brand new tiny sewing machine, taking pictures with said awesome gift, when suddenly the UPS truck wrecks into an embankment. Turns out while dork boy was being impressed by his tiny sewing machine his new bride realized what a huge mistake she had made. She runs to the UPS truck at it's previous stop & ask the nice man in brown what if he could get her the hell out of there. He ask, "What can YOU do for Brown?" So she was going 'downtown' with Mr. Brown, which caused him, in all of the excitement, to wreck into the embankment. Why does dork boy look so happy if his new bride was giving UPS a BJ? Because he is gay , and they were just marring for her green card anyway. He figures, green, brown, what's it matter?!
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