Voe-Loose-Citeh!

It's thursday, and I'm beginning to get a little worried. Our pals over at Velocity have yet to post up a new web gallery in the "party crashers" section. Perhaps someone has caught wind of this weekly critic and is cleaning the photography house. I hope that's not the case, cause I would feel bad. But then again, with shots as stunning as this week's leftovers, job security is imminent.

Let's see, what do we have here...a terribly lit shot of some people eating, one of which has 3 BOOBS! Skillz.



Next up...wow, more people eating...only this time, we can see that one of the dinner guest has a transparent arm. Skillz to the 2nd.



Hmm...more people eating. WTF! But you have to give them credit, nothing says fine dining like a tatoo on the shoulder blade. Skillz.



I just don't know what to say about this shot...bad angle, out of focus, no central subject...SKILLZ.



As usual...I saved the best for last. Pulitzer Skillz.



Until next week.