Josh is off cavorting with meth-addled disney characters, so I'm starting another theme column that will hopefully have many repeats.
In this installment of "Upper Management Mishaps", we focus on the new city program entitled, "Share Louisville". It's designed to draw new residents from other metropolitan areas. Most of the commercials are on youtube already.
First, let me say, I'm a Louisville resident and I love this city. I'm the first to verbally destroy anyone whining about my town. So, in theory, I'm all for promoting our finer points to anyone interested to listen. However, I have a bone to pick with this committee. So watch this clip. I'll wait.
I realize that Louisville has a large number of tramp-stamp ladies in this town, and lordy lordy do I love them. But do we want to advertise that one of the main draws of our fine city is a girl with a tattoo on her ass? What the fuck? What Upper Management guy gave the okay for that clip?
Also, if you're from Ohio, would you appreciate another town basically saying that your whole state is a mudpit of despair? I'm not a fan of Ohio, but surely it's not that bad. Is it?
5 comments:
In all fairness the anti-tattoo-on-the-butt laws in Ohio are pretty stiff. huhuh stiff.
OMG. I didn't realize it until now. I need to move to Louisville! This ad made me make up my mind!
Come ON! Can they not do any better than that?! I think of myself as a creative person, so if they want me to move there they are going to have to get a hell of a lot more creative then that!
they should have just said Louisville: Girls put out here. this guy would be crossing the Ohio River in no time, turning that frown upside down. How's that for growth? hehehe
I live in Ohio. I'd prefer you use "shithole" over "mudpit."
How bout' "SHITPIT"? It sounds even worse. Where'd Ryan go? He's at the bottom of the shitpit, covered in shit... but at least he's got GH2. So it's all good.
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