This Christmas little girls everywhere will have a new hero...

and it will be the USB Pole Dancer retailing at $39.95. I always wondered what the next step after the Bratz would be, and I think we found it. As you can see she dances and gyrates. Only if I had this when I was collecting figures as a young boy...after a hard day's work protecting the USA..my GI Joe's could go to the local dive bar and watch Diamond gyrate on the pole for a few hours...then some Star Wars figures would walk in and a bar fight would ensue. Then I'm sure some Transformers would get involved..and it probably all started because Lando Calrissian made it rain on the gyrating strippers.

Thanks to MandyLand