Somebody needs a new editor

I always had a fear of this happening while I was doing production on a newspaper..but the mock headlines I usually wrote in for the editor were much more graphic in nature and would have probably made old ladies cry themselves to sleep if they ever made it to the press.

Side Note: I know one newspaper company that will be having this problem a lot more since they have gone completely bat shit crazy and rid themselves of the best creative talent left in their company. It used to be a good company now it's a company with no forward thinking and seems to have turned into an episode of the Apprentice. I remember that company when people were treated like family, now they are treated like trash and filled with broken 5 year promises. Ok I will now step off my soapbox and will get back to reporting on Britney Spears.