Ok...ok last Office post.

Here are some quotes that you can impress your friends with that were used on last night's show:

Jim: One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.
Michael: It’s only Meredith. Thank god.
Dwight: Is this downsizing? Did she spurn your advances?
Ryan: People keep calling me a “wunderkind.” I don’t even know what that means. I mean, I know what it means. It means, very successful for your age. So I guess it makes sense, but, it’s a weird word.

Angela: Any problems?

Dwight: Well you left the TV on. And your cat is dead.
Creed: I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.