Starting a new regular feature here at 9ONE, Marry/Fuck/Kill. Mainly because I like three word combinations, and we wind up playing this game frequently on road trips.
In this edition we have the three trashiest women in the world right now, who occupy entirely way too much media time. LOHAN, SPEARS and HILTON. Who would you Marry/Fuck/Kill?
My answer? D. - none of the above!
16 comments:
Lohan - Fuck... she's skanky enough that she's probably pretty good at it.
Paris - Kill... I would say fuck, but I've seen her sex tape, and she's not very good at it.
Brit - Marry... she's proven she's not real picky on who she walks down the isle with, so I'm pretty sure I'm a few steps up. And when I divorce her a few years down the road, I can get alimony.
Marry,Marry,Marry - Hat Trick
Lohan -> Fuck
Paris -> Marry (no prenup)
Kill -> Brits (somebody's gotta die..the other two females are still hotter than hot hot Taiwan hot)
I agree with Tugg. Hilton has got to die.
Marry Lindsay...if she'd let my love open the door, I could save her.
Fuck Britney...disregarding metaphors involving hot dogs and corridors.
Kill Paris...come onnnnnnn.
i think i would marry lohan. she is probably the only one i could tolerate for long periods of time. plus she's the most attractive of the bunch...when she's not anerexoid.
i'd f*ck britney. she's put a little meat on her bones and i like that on a woman.
paris would be my kill.
Marry Lohan, hate-fuck Paris, kill Britney (couldn't take the ayaccent)
I think they could all that the three is a little lewis in thier lives...
Lohan- Marry. She seems like she'd be the easiest to put up with.
Britney- Fuck. I like the cum belly look.
Paris-Kill. Just to watch the freaks who come to the funeral.
Lohan: Fuck Nine ways from sunday I am a sucker for those fire crotches.
Britney: Marry. She would fit right in with me in a 1977 TransAm with the T-tops removed.
Paris: Kill: it would have to be done in a snuff film.. ... Get the best of both worlds that way......
***think i could marry LiLo (firecrotch) She has enough money that I could start a drug habit and have fun with her...
PH
Paris all the way men...I've seen her in action..
I absolutly agree with Jamie!!! All the way down the list. Especially the prenup part. 3 for 3!!
Josh, performed like that was the first time she had every seen cock....Looked like she sucked like that chick from Ohio county...*wink*wink* Ouch!!!!!
PH
Fuck Lohan in every orifice she has, marry Brit, kill off Paris
I'd pig fuck all 3.
Dang Paul......yeah you're right!
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