8.06.2007

Why can't VH1 let anyone die..

Color TV Tonight: Mission Manband 10pm EST VH1: The damn shame above is the new show from the career revival gang over at VH1. Chris Kirkpatrick ('N Sync), Jeff Timmons (98 Degrees), Rich Cronin (LFO) and Bryan Abrams (Color Me Badd) are looking to become men..even though they are 46 collectively. ** Please put me on the presale tickets list when these men become a band. ***I think these guys have a real shot of making it big again just like when they were last decade. ****I hope they also play some of their classics....like that one from LFO:
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
**Denotes sarcasm level 8 ***Denotes sarcasm level 9 ****Denotes sarcasm that is off the fucking charts

Survivorman 8pm EST Discovery: Now that Man vs. Wild is conspicuously off the air the poor mans Bear Grylls who is named Les Stroud takes on some Canadian mountains...oh no..mountains in Canada..I hope your vagina doesn't hurt to bad Les.

Eddie Murphy RAW 8pm EST Bravo: If you want to completely waste your time tonight..well this maybe the program for you..because I'm sure once you cut out the raw parts..it probably has a running time of 37 seconds.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Check out the Bear Wiki

http://www.daughtersoftiresias.org/bearwiki/Main_Page

Bear is a fraud.

Dunnski Love said...

I caught some of Eddie last night. Two thoughts: 1) Why bother showing something that you'll have to ruin by bleeping? You know it's going to suck ...what's the point. 2) My brothers and I thought this was hilarious growing up, but now? Meh. Either I've grown up (no!) or the routine didn't age well.