Tom Brady you are one of my favorite football players..no doubt, but shit man enough is enough. Lets do the checklist..hopefully I can get through it before I vomit in my mouth.- 3 Superbowl Championships
- 6'4 225lbs and born a month and six days before yours truly
- Hosted Saturday Night Live
- 2 Superbowl MVP trophies
- Sportsman of the Year in 2005
- Knocked up Bridget Moynahan
- THE BIG ONE: Dating Gisele Bundchen
- Just named Esquire magazines Best Dressed Man
I witnessed the Tom ora first hand when I met him at a the 2005 Playboy Derby Party. When he walked through the door..you knew he was the number one stunna..sorta like Billy Dee Williams. Oh yeah I forgot..he got Randy Moss to throw to this year. Some guys have all the luck...some guys have all the pain!
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Father never sold his soul. In fact, the lease on his older, more normal soul expired the exact moment Drew Bledsoe got his clock cleaned. Father's true magnificence has been revealed every day since. Also, you left off your list that he can throw a football into space and his ability to crush a human skull in the cleft of his chin.
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