Welcome to Earth, Henry Lee White

Son of God Jack White and luckiest woman in the world Karen Elson welcomed their second child, Henry Lee White, into the world a few days ago. I always think it's funny when writers pretend like they're talking to inanimate objects or three-day-old babies who can't read, but I won't stoop to that...

I can't write this. I'm honestly jealous of little Henry Lee. Just check this video out. This is his freaking dad. I'm actually getting angry. Why couldn't Jack be my father? This kid's been around a few days and already he's accomplished more than I ever will.

On the other hand, I'm heading to Lexington this weekend. With no snarky posts about mancrushes bordering on Bjork-stalker level insanity and Josh's wifeless weekend extravaganza, 91* should make for some pretty good reading for the next few days.