This nightmare brought to you by Michaels

Maybe I'm alone in this, but this nears the top of creepiest things I've ever seen. I was at Michaels, the arts and crafts place, and I saw this in the Halloween display. Why was I at Michaels? I was...uh...buying some metallic surfacer to trick out my Harley. But that's not important. What is important is that this little sad-faced cherubic bastard holding a skull on a pike is going to haunt my dreams for the next few weeks.

Also of note: Vanna White has her own brand of yarn. The more you know.