On the cover of this week's US Weekly we got some dbag named Matt talking about getting naked with Brit then making out with her. He didn't even seal the deal as his buddy had to much drink and got sick..so Brit's bodyguard made Matt take him home. I bet dbag #1 will never let dbag #2 live that down. Hey remember that time I was about to bang out America's biggest celebwhore..when you couldn't control your drinking and got us kicked out. Well thank him Matt because dbag #2 probably saved your penis a lifetime of pain and burning.
8.08.2007
Oh wow..you kissed the town whore..let's give him a parade on Main Street
On the cover of this week's US Weekly we got some dbag named Matt talking about getting naked with Brit then making out with her. He didn't even seal the deal as his buddy had to much drink and got sick..so Brit's bodyguard made Matt take him home. I bet dbag #1 will never let dbag #2 live that down. Hey remember that time I was about to bang out America's biggest celebwhore..when you couldn't control your drinking and got us kicked out. Well thank him Matt because dbag #2 probably saved your penis a lifetime of pain and burning.
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She is bat shit crazy!!!
Damn I love the dirty feet trashyness of Brit. I could swear she should have went to high school with us.... Anyway back to trashy, I do have to say trashy takes a runner up to "fast food bitches" Can I get an amen???
Ph
That is an AMEN for sure
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