8.24.2007

I'll take a 6 inch Turkey sub and a copy of Tits of Fury

Many of you may know, I worked at Subway for just a few days and when I was there the Jared Fogle explosion was taking off. We've heard his story a billion times, and he is really now the Subway equivalent to Ronald McDonald. Well between all of those turkey sandwiches that he was eating to lose 200lbs...he was running a very successful porn rental company out of his dorm room. From sources at Indiana University Fagle* had quite an extensive collection of poon** porn. However what I'm really getting at with this blog is...all of the interesting porno names I found when I googled "Porn Movie Titles" so here are a few.
Warning some of this may have adult content: H.R. MUFF N' STUFF, WHAT'S THE LESBIAN DOING IN MY PIRATE MOVIE ?, BIG AS THIS BOX #1 , KID VEGAS WATCH ME CAMP BITCH !, TOPLESS BRAIN SURGEONS, DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR RUBBERS, BABY GIRL, POKE 'ER MON, (and my personal favorite) LET'S PLAY STAIN THE COUCH. Those are just a few but there are so many more..so next time I'm desperate for a blog entry...there will be more on the way.

*Fagle was not a misspelling.
** I'm trying to insert "poon" into as many blog entries as possible.
*** Thanks Tugg for the heads up about Fagle.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think should've stuck with Bucky and Vinnie, now there was a marketing campaign!

Anonymous said...

WOWOW...I forgot all about them shits

Ryan The Intern said...

I would never think that an XXXXL 20something kid would own any pornography.

Anonymous said...

Josh do you remember those T-shirts that said put a foor in your mouth. Reading this gives it a whole new meaning. Bill

Anonymous said...

shit i didnt spell foot right..

Anonymous said...

Bill, do you remember that time it took all you had not to tell that girl... well, nevermind :)