I sure as shit hope I can return this!

n. synonym for expensive, often flashy jewelry sported mostly by African American hip-hop artists and middle class Caucasian adolescents. The sound light makes reflecting off of chrome, well its now DEAD! Well atleast Kayne West thinks so..

"Only white people and older black people say 'bling' now. If a white person uses slang too early, then that makes them look like a wigger. But if black people use slang too late, then it makes them look like a wigger."

So really as a white male..I'm really damned if I do..damned if I don't...We never had a chance with bling..sorry bling..I'm gonna miss ya..Mr. West says its time to go..I'm sure some southern hip hop tandem will think of another name for flashy jewelry. But until then...we can still use 'shiny' or 'fancy'