I am Audi 5000

So once upon a time, a couple of noble, good-hearted souls doing God's work captured the White Stripes webcast from Bonnaroo 2007 and put it up on YouTube. The YouTube Gestapo, enemies of enjoyment and laughter, took all the songs down. Lucky for me and the universe, I grabbed them all before they were lost to the digital video brownshirts. I uploaded my favorite part of the show on MySpace, where it should be safe for now. 91* EXCLUSIVE!

Anyway, in one hour I will begin a string of three inventories in two days, so this is my last post and video of the day. By tomorrow evening, I'll look like Britney Spears + Josh. With a little Zac Efron thrown in, of course.