Danny Tanner says..what the hell happened to you two.

Its widely documented for Apartment 2's love fest with the Olsen girls..we even threw them a 18th birthday party which they rudely didn't attend. However the last couple of years...has been a complete disaster...they went off to college and instead of gaining a healthy 15 pounds..they lost 40 and I probably couldn't pick them out of a crack whore police lineup which I routinely have to do. I had such high hopes for these girls..I mean they probably still have a few billion dollars left in the bank..so I won't start feeling sorry for them, however its just so RUDE..to turn 21 then start looking like trash. Now Steph from Full House is BANGIN!