Crack Zero

I have found the perfect soda and it is Coke Zero. Its took me quite a while to get to this point but now I have my brand of soda and no one better take it away. In any given day I will consume at least 8 glasses of water, however with my cinnamon raisin bagel in the morning I must have my caffeine fix. I didn't start with the diet drinks until about 2003, which was Diet Dr. Pepper, then I moved to Diet Vanilla Cherry Dr. Pepper..it was good but didn't last long because I found the lovely Diet Mt. Dew. This love affair with Diet Mt. Dew would last for the next 2.5 years until I one day stumbled upon Coke Zero and thought I would give it the old community college try. Let's just say it was love at first sight, because I get all the great taste of Coke without all the calories. I still see Diet Mt. Dew around every once in awhile..we nod..I mean there are no hard feelings and if Coke Zero ever leaves me I'm sure I'll go running back into Dew's arms but I gotta do what's best for me...THE END

I have more erotic tales of grocery products...especially my spicy on again off again relationship with muffins or bagels in the morning.