On my way to job number 3 the other day I witnessed something very unusual and that was a Hummer broken down on Interstate 265. 99.875% of the time I feel just horrible for someone having to experience that, however there is that .125% of the time that I gleefully shout into laughter. This Hummer hatred goes back a number of years so let me bring you up to speed. It was summer of 98 and Scott, Paul, Andrew, Jamie J., Steven Johnson and I were rolling deep in Paul's Diamante on the Panama City Beach strip. I'm sure we looked like a gang of D-bags..we probably had on bandannas, sweat bands and catchy t-shirts anyway that's not the point. We were rolling in the Diamante and we noticed girls were waving left and right..basically as far as we could see..poon was lining up to see us..then we turn around...A LARGE HUMMER right behind us with even better looking D-Bags hanging out of the sunroof. You could watch the ego's in the car deflate instantly and so we return to the hotel defeated and disgusted..I'm sure we drank a lot and defaced some property. So to quote John Glass after he dunked on you..."IN YOUR EYE!" Hummer look who ego is deflated now.
8.24.2007
Broken down Hummer is a wonderful thing
On my way to job number 3 the other day I witnessed something very unusual and that was a Hummer broken down on Interstate 265. 99.875% of the time I feel just horrible for someone having to experience that, however there is that .125% of the time that I gleefully shout into laughter. This Hummer hatred goes back a number of years so let me bring you up to speed. It was summer of 98 and Scott, Paul, Andrew, Jamie J., Steven Johnson and I were rolling deep in Paul's Diamante on the Panama City Beach strip. I'm sure we looked like a gang of D-bags..we probably had on bandannas, sweat bands and catchy t-shirts anyway that's not the point. We were rolling in the Diamante and we noticed girls were waving left and right..basically as far as we could see..poon was lining up to see us..then we turn around...A LARGE HUMMER right behind us with even better looking D-Bags hanging out of the sunroof. You could watch the ego's in the car deflate instantly and so we return to the hotel defeated and disgusted..I'm sure we drank a lot and defaced some property. So to quote John Glass after he dunked on you..."IN YOUR EYE!" Hummer look who ego is deflated now.
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Hey man Scott was over here and read this post.....
along with memories of "how ya doin" "its hotter than hell in here" and the truck stop bathroom xplosion with mexican commentary.......
That Hummer knocked us out of some hummers........well we blame it on the big bastard anyway....
Oh almost forgot "mr. driver"
PH
Damn PH..you nailed them all. My favorite is "It's hotter than hell in here"
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