I’m back home from my trip to Morgantown and the Annual Catfish Festival. I must say it was a great honor that they absolutely used NONE of my new ideas for the festival. I could have went there when I was 12 years old…then not come back til this year and not seen any difference except maybe…replacing the MC Hammer “U can’t touch this” t-shirts with G-Unit shirts. Maybe we should start our own rival festival across town and replace the fishing tournament with a poker tournament and replace the Ms. Catfish pageant with the Annual Nate Givens Wet-tee contest. We would pwned the Catfish.
I did attend the Bad Brothers show at the festival with a load of good friends. It was great seeing everyone and enjoying one or maybe two beers with them. The Sad Bastard Brothers front man Shawn Coots also had his iPhone in attendance and all that really did was piss me off..that phone is the greatest..I could only look at it for a matter of seconds before I was in LOVE..that device will make the biggest hippie into a materialistic asshead.
To Russell Brooks…http://www.redneckgraphicdesign.com domain is available. Get it and you will be sitting on a gold mine.
Congrats to Joey Chesnut on being the new KING of competitive eating. The contest yesterday in which he crushed the record with 66 hotdogs was everything we could have asked for and more. IT was the best sporting event I have seen since..the 90’s Bulls had their runs. Stephen Colbert stated that hotdogs were discovered when a family of raccoons got loose in a toothpaste factory.
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I must act accordingly. If Morgantown's finest were to get their hands on that domain , we'd be outta clip art in a matter of minutes.
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