These guys...like to do the dope.

I knew I felt a missing part to my soul this morning when I awoke..little did I know it was from missing the A&E premiere of The Two Coreys...it was just a matter of time before they scraped these guys up for their own reality show. Its good to know your career is never dead now thanks to VH1, E!, and A&E.

Color TV Tonight: MLB Phillies vs. Cubs 7pm EST ESPN: The Cubs are only a 1/2 game back and its damn near AUGUST...oh shit..I can take it when the Cubbies are out of the playoff picture by June..but it really hurts when they lose it in August and September.

America's Funniest Home Videos 8pm EST WGN: Competitors for a $100,000 grand prize include a pursuit of a squirrel in a house; a funeral for goldfish; a bee's interruption of an outdoor meal. WOW..this show is such a great concept. They should have started it years ago.

CSI Miami 10pm EST CBS: THE PLOT, A babysitter gets a scare when she discovers her father's body while babysitting at the neighbor's house. The investigation leads them to discover some burglaries and then Horatio uncovers evidence that points at a doctor with secrets. (Then I'm sure we get a shot of Horatio putting on his sunglasses SLOWLY then he states "Looks like an apple a day didn't keep the doctor away") cue music.