My wife had some work done..a Harry Potter book inserted in her face

There is a new man in my wife's life and I got nothing on him. He is some sort of wizard that should probably be wearing contacts by now. Anyway this has been the scene since last Friday..my wife with a Potter book in her face. I read the last chapter to see how it ends..so I could prepare myself. She will see how it feels when I pick my hot release of Alice Cooper, Golf Monster: A Rock 'n' Roller's 12 Steps to Becoming a Golf Addict.