7.12.2007

It looked like Sylar ate Spock's brain too

Word on the streets, because that's where I bang..is that Zachary Quinto (Sylar) was pushing for the role of Spock in the new JJ Abrams reboot of Star Trek. Personally I've only seen one Star Trek film and that was the one that involved the Whales however I will see a Trek film with Quinto and JJ. Ahh it was just yesterday when Quinto was playing Tori Spellings red hot flaming gay sidekick "Sasan" on So NoTORIous.

Speaking of JJ, the brilliant trailer that he released before the Transformers film has gotten all sorts of buzz as it should...I mean its no Chuck and Larry trailer but it works. Anyway the film is now under the working title Slusho which is a fictional drink in Alias and now has this website Slusho I really think JJ Abrams was put on this earth for one thing and that is to haggardly fuck with our heads. You win JJ..you win..you always do.

Color TV Tonight: World Series of Pop Culture 8pm EST VH1: One game show that I can go head to head with, well with the exception of Press Your Luck..I usually pwned Whammy's.

Something About Mary 8pm EST AMC: One semen in the hair and ball zip later..this movie is an American Movie Classic.

THE OFFICE 9pm EST NBC: Back from Vacation

Jim: You’re not allowed to take off your pants in the middle of the office.
Jim: Dwight, you know what, just back up, okay, that’s making me uncomfortable. This is sexual harassment, by the way. Omigod! He’s got a knife!
Dwight: I do not have a knife!
Jim: No, let the record show that Dwight K. Schrute is now completely nude and is holding a plastic knife to Stanley’s neck?!
Dwight: Let the record show that Jim Halpert is a liar!
Jim: Dwight Schrute is now wearing a baby’s bonnet!
Karen: Dwight, what is that on your stomach? Is that a Muppet Babies tattoo?
Jim: Omigod, Karen, you’re right, that is Animal from the Muppet Babies.
Andy: I am now chopping off Phyllis’ head with a chainsaw!

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