Because Josh has already applied for the conductor job on the Beckswagon, why not follow up with a post about Ms. Victoria's
side only project, the Spice Girls? They're reuniting, playing some shows, slamming their bodies down and winding them all around, yeah yeah it's old news. But apparently, to purchase tickets to one of their on and popping shows, you have to
register first. If you're lucky enough, maybe you'll be selected for the opportunity to purchase tickets. This is a brilliant idea. I remember back in '97 when people would wait in lines two blocks long for weeks to buy Spice Girls tickets, only to hold them hostage, selling them for triple the price to the
true fans. Plus, this has the added function of keeping a handy registry for all those first taken when the inevitable depopulation exercises begin a few years from now.
Bottom line? I've never wanted to be chosen for anything this bad in my life.
50 Stanley Nickels to Platinum Level Club 91* member and fellow Spice registrant Jessica S. for the tip.
No comments:
Post a Comment