How do you not get laid with this shirt on your back

+ I found this shirt on ebay when I was looking for a simple British flag bumper sticker stating "God Bless Britain." It's a great shirt and would love to have it..but what is this whole ebay thing..and how does it work. You can't tell me that I'm supposed to trust the person who actually owns this shirt to send it to me...right?

+ Ok I was at the Greenwood Mall in Bowling Green, KY for the first time in two years last weekend..and they had a few minor changes but the most impressive was the new Sun glass Hut. So I went to look around and two college aged girls were working and the only other customer was this mid-forties man with his child. I don't exactly know what deep pit of hell this man come from but he thought he was at a flee market because every pair of glasses he picked up he tried to haggle the salesperson down in price. He had on some rainbow colored Oakleys and said..these look like a $50 pair of sunglasses..the girl states that they are $125..but the man says no..they are $50....that's when I break into laughter and get a gross look from the piece of trash. After the haggling didn't work he asked the zinger "Do I have to pay tax on these." at that point I couldn't take it anymore..so I drove as fast I could back to my hotel and took a long shower.

+ I saw the worst personalized license plate last night "RU4ULRK" it took me a second but what the the inquisitive man wants to know is...if you are a fan of the University of Louisville athletic teams or the guys from the University of Kentucky. Seriously not only did you pay extra for the question that is on the mind of every Kentuckian...are you expecting someone to stop you and give you the answer you desire. If I ever have a nice sports car..I'm going to be honest and get "DOUCHE#1"on my plate..and a nice neon light around it.

+ Remember Sad Bastard Brothers TONIGHT TONIGHT at the Pour Haus at 10pm. CD Release Party.