Down goes pervball!

Not that I wouldn't react the same way. In fact, if you replace:

+ "Chris Hansen" with "my friend Philip"

+ "the prospect of going to jail for soliciting underage girls" with "intense heat and little water"

+ "the kitchen of a rented home" with "Manchester, Tenn."

then you'd have a pretty good idea of what I looked like at Bonnaroo, Day 4. Right down to the "smelling like he hadn't showered for a couple of days." But once you get the jellylegs, it's only a matter of time before you're hitting the floor. Especially with Chris Hansen letting the whole world know what plans you had for your wiener.