Creed Thoughts

- Who hasn’t lived in a cave at one point or another? That’s what they’re for.
- You say diabetes, I say diabetos.
- Every time I step on a nail, I thank my shoes for doing their job the best they could.
- Toes are a luxury, not a right.
- I love the smell of gasoline right after you light it on fire.
- Restaurants were created to take advantage of the lazy. If you’ve got a forest and a lighter, you’ve got dinner.