Asshole Hero Cookie of the Day

The video below is the best way you can spend the next two minutes and seventeen seconds of your life. This video makes up for every asshole on the planet. The man is so "cool" his last name even kinda sorta sounds like it. From now on..before I put on my sunglasses..even if no one is around..I'm going to say something witty then put them on....SLOWLY


Color TV Tonight: Independence Day 8pm EST FX: If you missed Transformers in the theater..don't fret just watch Independence Day tonight and replace the aliens with Decepticons, Will Smith with Tyrese, Jeff Goldblum with Shia LaBeouf, Brent Spiner with John Turturro and Bill Pullman with John Voight. That's all you got to do..instant blockbuster night in your own home.

Catwoman 10:30pm EST AMC: Not that I want you to watch this horrible film. I just want to point out that "American Movie Classics" is playing it..