Newton's Third Law with Hula Hoops

DE SOTO, Mo.
Ever wanted to steal beer, but just didn't know how to do it? 3 guys ,19 to 23, face indecent exposure and shoplifting charges after their brilliant plan failed.
One guy came in first..............................................................Naked.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!! Dude had a hula hoop and began gyrating around . This was supposed to distract the store clerk while another guy grabbed some beer and made his way to the driver outside. The clerk , however, called the police right away . The clerk deserves more than more than thanks, props , or even the coveted big up for this fast reaction. I myself , can't say what i would have done. First of all , any naked dude do the hula hoop in front of me is bound to just confuse me into a coma, especially in the work place. The immediate reaction is to look away,the mind recoils in horror, but you've gotta look again due to disbelief . And there he is ....all grinding around . Naked , in a convenience store with a hula hoop. I think they could've made off with the cash register before i stopped laughing. Or my reaction may have been fear, as any guy naked hula hooping can't be all there and is downright intimidating, sans workplace.But the clerk wasn't to be swayed.... "oh....look...some naked dude is hula hooping in the gas station i work at....I'd better check for shoplifters!"This man should be president. Fuck hilldog, VOTE CLERK.